I’ll tell you a story same as ever if you’re to be wanting to know something about old Jack. This is a true story. All my stories are true. I’ll not hear a word otherwise. But this one is more specifically true than the others. It’s about the thoughts of a man before his neck’s about to be stretched by the hangman’s noose. Just pass me that rum over there -- No that one’s empty. There should a be a full -- That’s it. Good. Just wet my throat a bit. Then I’ll begin.
Faced my fair share of gallows, I have. Not as many as some but a good amount more than the most of you. Occupational hazard and all that. And I escaped sure as I’m sitting here now, because if I hadn’t, wouldn’t be here now would I? I’d be six feet under with all the rest of them that don’t call for proper burial at sea.
Fine punishment that is too, not allowing a sea dog to rest his final legs in the water where he lived his life. Make him sleep that eternal slumber in the hard and packed dirt that never did him any favours. Hard and packed those keepers of His Majesty’s law they are, just like the dirt itself. I’ve met an all right few of them meself in my travels but.
Well I was telling a different story, weren’t I? What was it again? Oh right!
Dear old Jack has had his neck looped up on the gallows time enough to know about the kind of thoughts running through a man’s head while the drum beats sound someplace beneath him. Now maybe some part of the man starts to wonder about what death is like, and another part of hisself starts to look back over his life to see if it were made worth living, and another part of hisself (man’s, after all, more than two parts to his whole) could start thinking about what it is what gets left behind when he leaves.
A girl maybe. Wife. Couple of kids somewhere.
Those he’d be still owing a debt to. His mates in the ports.
His ship.
Those kinds of things can pass through a man’s mind as he’s waiting for that lever to be pulled. Final judgment being swept over you just as the ground sweeps out from beneath your boots. And then you look out into the crowd, see all them faces looking back at you and most men at the point, after all their inventorying and surveying of what death is and what life is and what ol’ Frank over at the pub in that favoured port of yours is going to do when he finds out you still cheated him out of twelve doubloons. After all that, if everything turns out square for them in the end (and it’s hard not to be wanting to have things square in yourself and with yourself when that rope is tightening ‘round your throat) they’ll look out at all them faces in the crowd and think --
Oh bugger.
Then when those drums finally stop their tattooing and the ground is ‘bout to give way. Any man worth his salt’s going to be afraid. Not me, course. Jack Sparrow in’t afraid of the hangman coming. But others, yeah. Man’s a right to be a bit scared at that point.
Because even when you’re standing there, life trying to work out an accord in your head, you still wind up wondering: Is this really the end for Captain Jack Sparrow?
Or. Er. Whatever you might want to call yourself when you’re up there.
And that’s really the one thing that never gets exactly square in your head. What kind of death be proper and fitting for a man like me... um, you. I mean. Meant.
There really isn’t one. Not really. Comes down to that flat out. And if there isn’t an end but you’d be needing an end at some point, what can you be doing about it?
That’s what a man thinks about when he’s up there, least. Some men anyway. I don’t. I think about... rum. And. Muffins. And --
Bugger, the rum is all out. Go down to the holds and fetch me some more, eh?
Muse: Jack Sparrow
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Word Count: 719